We all got up to dance
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
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how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
Here in America we’d probably just eat the murderer


